hindi jokes

Tabiyat Kharab Hai
Ramu: tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Bhola: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Devanand
What would Devananda Say he was a vegeterian?
-Kutte,Kamine me tera khun nahi piyunga. Kyun ki me Vegeterian hoon.
Machiss
Father: Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Blood Group
Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Patient: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai..
..Shuru Kisne Kiya Tha
Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein interview dene jata hai. Interview mein manager poochta hai
So.. Mr. Software Engineer , what do u expect for the salary ? "Software Engineer : "Jyada nahi saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye, Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, ar kuch naukar-chakar"
Manager: "Ok Mr Software Engineer , Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas hazzar rupayei, Ek bada sa bunglow in Nariman Point, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke baccho ko school ka admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye"
Software Engineer is very excited Software Engineer : "Kyo saab majaak kartey ho!"
Manager: "Shuru kisne kiya tha?"
Beta: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Nayee Gaadi
Ek ladki apne boyfriend ke sath nai gaadi main long drive par ja rahi thiachanak larki kehnay lagi.....suno !kia tum aik haath se gaddi chala saktay ho ?kioon nahi.....ladky ne bare fakher se garden akraaii...larki ne aahista se kaha.........."to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo " Tere Naam
ADMI NAAI SE: MERI TERE NAAM WALI CUTTING KAR DO.NAAI USKI TIND KAR DETA HAIADMI GHUSSAY SE: YE KYA KIYA HAI ???NAAI: MAIN KYA KAROON MAIN NE DEKHI HI END SE HAI.

Sardar Jokes and SMS

1 line main bool biwi chahiye
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day,meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Delivery free hai
Oye paaji,
apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospitalki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.
Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha:
Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?Doosra sardar:
Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…
Gold ring de de
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai,
kya dun?2ND : Gold ring de de.1ST :
Koi badi cheez bata?2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
Is mein aur colour dikhao
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bolaJise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…
Guess woh kya bola???
Is mein aur colour dikhao.
Jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye giSardar2:
To kya huaSardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padhaHot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.
Jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
Sardar selected a short girl for marry.
Why?Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told himMusibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he Kintna padhe ho
Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?Friend: B.A.Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar,
sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Kya baat karte ho papa
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu

boss and sardar

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.


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Sardar : What is […]

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.


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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it….
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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In an interview,

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated…
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
India Radio!
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child

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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
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Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated…
drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all
India
Radio!
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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu’s skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
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The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.

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Sardar: Last night I saw an English movie .It had no scene nor no sound.
Friend Sardar: wow tell me the name of the movie. I too want to see it.
Sardar: Please Insert Disc.

April Fool SMS and Jokes

Aisa Dostana hamara
Aisa Dostana hamara,Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Varsha tu Badal,Mai Hot tu Cool,Mai April tu…?
Dharti se aasmaa tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti takDharti se aasmaa tak,
aasmaa se dharti takDharti se aasmaa tak,
aasmaa se dharti takDharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
“Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo
Hawa hi hawa hai.
King of Fools!
31st March ho ya 1st aprilFool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyfulFool Day to the King of Fools
Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Bas!!
Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…
SMS
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
Ov o l e Y U ov o
Ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo.
Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga.
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno,
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno,
salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki,
khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,
..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!! I.



SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate

U.S.A.

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
?
?
?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009

posted in

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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.
Warna
.

In hasino se Rasme Waf
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¦
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

.
GADHA mar jayega

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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.
.
.
.
.
Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
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Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
.
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.
.
.
.
Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho

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Wannna Propose a girl........ Try this!!!!
Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:

Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.


Pick a rose

Spot the girl

Stand in front of her

Give her the rose

Hug her tightlllyyyyy

If she doesn't resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!

If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting


'Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!'
And Say April Fool................

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Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo

hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.

Happy april fool

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FOOLse

FOOLne

FOOLonki

FOOLwari me

FOOL k sath wish kiya-

'O' FOOL, U r d mst

beautiFOOL,

wonderFOOL &

colorFOOL

amongst all

FOOOLS...

Happy FOOL's day.


pl. dnt mind.

Friendship SMS

1 Missed call he maar de
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
Tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call he maar de.
Aap jaise DOST
“SONA” Kitane bhi thukade karlo,Uski kimath kam nahi hoothi,Aap jaise “DOST” Kithne bhi door ho,Aapki “DOSTI” dil se kam nahi hothi,
Aap ki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye
Aap ki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye,Dil hai beghar usse ek ghar chahiye,
Bas yuhin saat chalte raho aye dost,Yeh dosti hame zindagi bhar chahiye.
Aapka yeh andaz achaa lagta hai
Phoolon mein gulab achhaa lagta hai,
Sapno mein khwab achhaa lagta hai,
Aap hamein sms bhejte raheHame aapka yeh andaz achaa lagta hai
Aapki dosti ek jarurat se lagti hai
Yeh duriya ajib si lagti hai,Aap se baten hui muddat si lagti hai,
Jab bhi sochte hai zindagi ki bare mein,To aapki dosti ek jarurat se lagti hai.
Aasman se utari hai
Aasman se utari hai,Taron se sajayi hai,
Chand ki chandani se nahelayi hai,Mere dost sabhalake rahena,
Ye dosti meri jindagi bhar ki kamai hai.
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga
Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga.
Agar aap jaisa dost na hota
Aap jaisa dost na hota,to zindagi itni haseen na hoti,
Ap na hote to jeena itni rangeen na hoti,Is duniya me akela,
tanha reh jate hum,Aur na jane kitni khushiya adhuri reh jati!
Agar andhere door hote
Chirago se agar andhere door hote,
To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti,
Kat sakti agar ye jindgi akele,
To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?
Agar dost na huye to ajnabi hi rahena
Kabhi yaad aaye to ek baar kehnaKabhi sagar banke in aankho se behna,
Agar dost na huye to ajnabi hi rahena,Par yaar kabhi alvida na kehna!
Agar mil jaye dosti tumhari
Bahut pyari hai awaz tumhariBanado isse qissmat hamariMein zindagi mein aur kya chahoonAgar mil jaye “DOSTI” tumhari

Munna Bhai SMS

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI:
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh ligh

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.v

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko

Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai

Circuit, "Bhai… bole to bachpan mein

Circuit, "Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha."
Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"




IRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender… Circuit Bhai!

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
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Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Papar aur jhapar main farak
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

Tera bohat memory aa rela tha
Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

I May come there any time!
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

[MUNNA BHAI SMS]

<1>Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

<2>Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega


<3>EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU

<4>Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

<5>MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

<6>CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.


<7>CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

<8>MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

<9>CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

<10>CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

<11>Oye Short Circuit yeh light
Mar 10, 2008 Author: Lovesms | Filed under: Munna bhai SMS
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MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

<13>CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.


Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!


<14>After finishing MBBS
Mar 10, 2008 Author: Lovesms | Filed under: Munna bhai SMS
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”



<15>Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
Mar 10, 2008 Author: Lovesms | Filed under: Munna bhai SMS
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

<16>Akal badi ki bhais
Mar 10, 2008 Author: Lovesms | Filed under: Munna bhai SMS

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.


<17>Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
Mar 10, 2008 Author: Lovesms | Filed under: Munna bhai SMS
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

<18>CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!


<19>Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
Mar 10, 2008 Author: Lovesms | Filed under: Munna bhai SMS
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

<20>MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

<21>MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

<22>MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

<23>Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”

Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

Munna Bhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient : Toh mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. ~ Munna Bhai SMS

GOOD NIGHT - MUNNA BHAI STYLE Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le.. ~ Munna Bhai SMS

Kya re! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara Munna Bhai ~ Munna Bhai SMS

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai. ~ Munna Bhai SMS

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender? Circuit Bhai! ~ Munna Bhai SMS

Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega ~ Munna Bhai SMS

EXam?s song by Munna bhai: ?Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega. ~ Munna Bhai SMS

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? ~ Munna Bhai SMS

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. ~ Munna Bhai SMS

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai. ~ Munna Bhai SMS

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!! ~ Munna Bhai SMS

After finishing MBBS? Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient?s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? ?Battery is OK? ~ Munna Bhai SMS

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu ~ Munna Bhai SMS

PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu. ~ Munna Bhai SMS

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. ~ Munna Bhai SMS

EXAM SONG

Chanda mama so gaye,
students saare jage
Dekho padko yaaro,
Gari k kaante bhage
Ek pariksha khatam hui to dugi shuru ho gai mamu.

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Munna: Circuit yaar ye barish ke waqt bijli kyon chamakti hai?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh upar wala torch marke dekhta hoega ki kahi sala sukha toh nahin reh gaya

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teacher: who is Mahatma Gandhi?

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Lamha - Lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chand lamho me EXAM aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai padh lo, 2-5 line,
warna paas kon Munna bhai karvaiega ?

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh simple hai bhai Ox mane Bael Ford mane gaadi Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi

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kya re HERO!!
SMS ka hafta
nahi bhej riyela?
apun ko malum,
ki tere pas sms ka bahut saara
maal padela hai,
chal tem khoti na kar 4-5 peti sms bhej dal.

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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

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Circuit samose Ke andar ka masala kha raha tha..

Munabhai:Yeh kya hai?

Circuit:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai!!

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Munnabhai: Arre circuit, government drinking or driving saath mein allow kyun nahin karti.

Circuit: Common sense hain bhai, break maara to glass gir sakta hain

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai!

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GHANDHIGIRI ka funda no. 840
"Koi tumhe bewakoof kahe tho chup raho"
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Muh kholkar oose sahi saabit mat KARO
Gandhgiri Zindabad :D

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

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apun ek sher bolega; charo taraf chand
fenk rahela hai light, boleto ho gaili hai night,
band karne ka ab tubelight, kyonki… .
Ho gai hai good night
chal so ja "MAMU"

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Munna Bhai: Aey circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pahentey they?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan they!!!

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Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

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apun dono ki dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta he
zhakas bole to
apun haar tu moti
apun sabji tu roti
apun pani tu tanki
apun tarzan tu monkey

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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

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Munnabhai:Ye gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?



Cicuit:Simple hai bhai...
Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!

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Munna bhai-Abe circuit ye doctor log opration k time patient ko behosh kyu karte he re?
Circuit-Bole to patient khud opration karna sikh na le..isliye bhai

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Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

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PRINCIPAL
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Munna: Apna munn kholo.....
Patient opens his mouth: Aaaaaaaaaaaaa..........
Munna throws his torch light in his mouth: Hmmmmmmm..... Torch sahi
hai

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CIRCUIT
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT
Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!

teacher:who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:person who helped Munnabhai to impress his girlfriend...

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya?
kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

MUNNA BHAI SMS PROFESSOR Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. CIRCUIT Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. MAMU Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? CIRCUIT Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega __________________ __________________ Gham hai yaa Khushii hai tuu merii zindagii hai tuu
	Posted: August-26-2006 at 10:15pm | IP Logged CIRCUIT Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. __________________
BadShaH1 Mode MUNNA BHAI SMS PROFESSOR Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. CIRCUIT Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. MAMU Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? CIRCUIT Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega __________________ __________________ Gham hai yaa Khushii hai tuu merii zindagii hai tuu ~Jawaann Buzurg ~ Joined: October-20-2003 Location: United Arab Emirates Online Status: Offline Posts: 10104 __________________ CIRCUIT Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. __________________ A L I E N T A!!! When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it yeh aisey faces kiyon bana rahey ho sab __________________ Har koi yehi fiker kerta ha ke uske marnye ke baad uski oulad ka kia hoga .is ki fiker kyon nahi kerta ka oulad k marnye k baad oulad ka kia ho ga ? Mazaa aa gayaa. Thanx V-Z for sharing. __________________ I BELONG TO YOU !!!!! ha woh tou theek hain likin whats wrong with NB and BADSHAH __________________ Gham hai yaa Khushii hai tuu merii zindagii hai tuu ha woh tou theek hain likin whats wrong with NB and BADSHAH V-Z woh dono ise pachane ki koshish kar rahe hein. Unhone Hazmola khaie hui hei. __________________ I BELONG TO YOU !!!!! __________________ Gham hai yaa Khushii hai tuu merii zindagii hai tuu oh muna bhai n circuit mil gaye ... dono hee yahan hain _____________	__________________
	yeh aisey faces kiyon bana rahey ho sab __________________ A L I E N T A!!! When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it
	__________________ Har koi yehi fiker kerta ha ke uske marnye ke baad uski oulad ka kia hoga .is ki fiker kyon nahi kerta ka oulad k marnye k baad oulad ka kia ho ga ?
	Mazaa aa gayaa. Thanx V-Z for sharing. __________________ I BELONG TO YOU !!!!!
	ha woh tou theek hain likin whats wrong with NB and BADSHAH __________________ Gham hai yaa Khushii hai tuu merii zindagii hai tuu
	veer_zaara wrote: ha woh tou theek hain likin whats wrong with NB and BADSHAH V-Z woh dono ise pachane ki koshish kar rahe hein. Unhone Hazmola khaie hui hei. __________________ I BELONG TO YOU !!!!!
	Posted: August-30-2006 at 3:31pm | IP Logged