Aisa Dostana hamara,Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Varsha tu Badal,Mai Hot tu Cool,Mai April tu…?
Dharti se aasmaa tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti takDharti se aasmaa tak,
aasmaa se dharti takDharti se aasmaa tak,
aasmaa se dharti takDharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
“Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo
Hawa hi hawa hai.
King of Fools!
31st March ho ya 1st aprilFool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyfulFool Day to the King of Fools
Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Bas!!
Mujhse aur nahi hoga…
Main hi karun to ap kab karoge??
Maine apko kiya na!!!
Chalo ab ap karo…
Karo na…
I’m excited….
Karo na…
SMS
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
Ov o l e Y U ov o
Ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo.
Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga.
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno,
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno,
salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki,
khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,
..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!! I.
SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate
U.S.A.
Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
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After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009
posted in
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¦
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere
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GADHA mar jayega
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
posted in
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai
In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
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Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho
Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:
Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.
Pick a rose
Spot the girl
Stand in front of her
Give her the rose
Hug her tightlllyyyyy
If she doesn't resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!
If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting
'Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!'
And Say April Fool................
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
Happy april fool
FOOLne
FOOLonki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath wish kiya-
'O' FOOL, U r d mst
beautiFOOL,
wonderFOOL &
colorFOOL
amongst all
FOOOLS...
Happy FOOL's day.
pl. dnt mind.
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