hindi jokes

Tabiyat Kharab Hai
Ramu: tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Bhola: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Devanand
What would Devananda Say he was a vegeterian?
-Kutte,Kamine me tera khun nahi piyunga. Kyun ki me Vegeterian hoon.
Machiss
Father: Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Blood Group
Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Patient: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai..
..Shuru Kisne Kiya Tha
Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein interview dene jata hai. Interview mein manager poochta hai
So.. Mr. Software Engineer , what do u expect for the salary ? "Software Engineer : "Jyada nahi saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye, Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, ar kuch naukar-chakar"
Manager: "Ok Mr Software Engineer , Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas hazzar rupayei, Ek bada sa bunglow in Nariman Point, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke baccho ko school ka admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye"
Software Engineer is very excited Software Engineer : "Kyo saab majaak kartey ho!"
Manager: "Shuru kisne kiya tha?"
Beta: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Nayee Gaadi
Ek ladki apne boyfriend ke sath nai gaadi main long drive par ja rahi thiachanak larki kehnay lagi.....suno !kia tum aik haath se gaddi chala saktay ho ?kioon nahi.....ladky ne bare fakher se garden akraaii...larki ne aahista se kaha.........."to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo " Tere Naam
ADMI NAAI SE: MERI TERE NAAM WALI CUTTING KAR DO.NAAI USKI TIND KAR DETA HAIADMI GHUSSAY SE: YE KYA KIYA HAI ???NAAI: MAIN KYA KAROON MAIN NE DEKHI HI END SE HAI.