Mother U are wonderful,
A Mother is someone,
who’s special and dear,
someone who’s loved,
even more every year,
She’s never too hurried,
to smile and to care,
she always takes time,
to give and to share…
5 STAR ki tarah dikhte ho 5 STAR ki tarah dikhte ho, Aab to uljan me hai ye dil. Pehle jinhi chup chup kar dekha karte the, Aap ke SMS ki kya baat hai Aap ke SMS ki kya baat hai, Aap to chand ho Aap to chand ho jise sab yaad karte hai Aapse milne ki tarkeeb Duniya jise neend keheti hai,
NESTLE ki tarah sharmate ho,
MUNCH ki tarah jab muskurate ho,
Sach bolta hu yaar,
KITKAT ki kasam tum bohot KHUBSURAT lagte ho
Ab unhe dekh kar chup jaya karte hai,
Aur jab tak mile nahi the woh hamse,
Dil me thi ulzhan ,
Ab jab mil gaye hai woh,
Aab to uljan me hai ye dil.
Aap ke SMS lajawab hai,
Ab phone bhi karo janemann,
Hume pata hai,
Aapki aawaz main bhi kuch baat hai.
Aur hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai
Humein yaad karna to door…
Log apni khawahish ke liye
Hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hai.
Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
Aur woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai.
Khalid
Kya pyaar mein aisa hota hai?
Ke jisse dil chahe uss pe mar jaane ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ke aansoo pi jaane ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ke her ghum ko mitta dene ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ko her pal muskurrata hua dekhne ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss par zindagani lutta dene ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ka haath pakar kar urra le jaane ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ki aankhon mein kho jaane ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ki pyaari pyaari baaton ko her pal sun ne ko dil chahta ha?
Ke uss ko her khushi dene ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ko her aafat se mehfooz rakhne ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ke raaste mein gire hue her kaante ko utha dene ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ko dil mein chupaa lene ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ko her pal sapnon mein rakhne ko dil chahta hai?
Kya pyaar mein aisa hota hai?
Ke uss ki parchaayee ko hi dekh kar dil khush ho jata hai?
Ke uss ki ek nazar se hi dil ko sukoon aajata hai?
Ke uss ka chehra chaaron taraf chha jaata hai?
Ke uss ki baat baat par pyaar aajata hai?
Ke uss ki baahon mein dil mar jaana chahta hai?
Ke uss ke haathon ki lakeeron ko dil badal dena chahta hai?
Ke uss ke naseeb mein likha hua her ghum dil apne naam kar lena chahta hai?
Ke uss ki her khawaish ko dil pura kar dena chahta hai?
Ke saare jahan ki khushiyan dil uss ke kadmon mein bicha dena chahta hai?
Kya pyaar mein aisa hota hai?
Ke uss ke saath jeena to kya uss ke saath mar jaane ko dil chahta hai?
Kya pyaar mein aisa hota hai?(mkm)
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Bahaut Tanha Hoon !!!
By khalid on Dec 31, 2008 in Friendship SMS Shayari, Hindi & Urdu ghazals, Hindi SMS & Shayri, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari, Punjabi SMS, Punjabi Shayari, Romantic Shayari, Sad Shayari | comments(114)
Khalid
Yeh 2008 ki meri akhri posting main apne unn doston
ke naam karta hoon jo qadam qadam mere saath chalte
rahe aur mera hausla barhate rahe. I thank you all from
the bottom of my heart.Happy new year to you all!!!
Amarjeet,Heeren,Hetal,Imroz,Komal, Madhu,Sweet aur Tamanna…….
Khalid
Kaash khawabon mein hi aa jao bahaut tanha hoon
Ya mere zehan se yaadon ke diye gul kar do
Mere ehsaas ki duniya ko mitta do ham dam
Raat taare nahin angaare liye aati hai Continued
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Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai !!!
By khalid on Dec 28, 2008 in Friendship SMS Shayari, Hindi & Urdu ghazals, Hindi SMS & Shayri, Hindi Shayari, Love Shayari, Punjabi SMS, Punjabi Shayari, Romantic Shayari, SMS Shayari, Sad Shayari | comments(15)
Khalid
Ashk beh jaate hain aksar sabhi ki aankhon se,
Main to un ki yaad mein ashkon mein beh gya.
Dost bhi badal gaye ab tere jaane ke baad,
Bas akela main tanhayon ke saath reh gya.
Tere aane ka intezaar ab bhi hai in aankhon ko,
Woh tera hasna tasveer ban kar hi reh gya.
Diya baadlon ne mera saath ta-umar yun hi,
Kabhi roya baras ke to kabhi garaj ke kuch keh gya.
Ashk beh jaate hain aksar sabhi ki aankhon se,
Main to un ki yaad mein ashkon mein beh gya.(mkm)
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Teri aankhon me bhara pyaar ka sagar likhun,
Ya teri muskaan me chhipa mera jeevan likhun..
Chup chap kuch bolti ye teri saansen likhun,
Ya tere deedar mein apna intezaar likhun..
Ya woh sadiyon see lambi raat likhun..
Ya is duri mein gire mere aansu likhun..
Ya mere dhadkano ki aawaz likhun..
Kya likhun…
Kya likhun…
Kaise Bataaoun Tum Mere Liye Kiya Ho
Tum Dharkano Ka Geet Ho
Jeewan Ka Tum Sangeet Ho
Har Khushi Ho Tum Pyar Ho Tum
Yaadon Main Tum Neendon Main Tum
Khawabon Main Tum Saanson Main Tum
Aahon Main Tum Ho Tum Ho Meri Har Baat Main
Tum Ho Meri Din Raat Main Subah Main Tum Shaam Main Tum
Soch Main Tum Kaam Main Tum
Mere Liye Paana Bhi Tum Mere Liye Khona Bhi Tum
Mere Liye Hansna Bhi Tum Mere Liye Rona Bhi Tum
Jaata Hoon Kahin Dekhta Hoon Kahin
Kaise Bataoun Tum Mere Liye Kiya Ho (mkm)
This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune
As long as Ganeshji’s trunk,
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,
Happiness as sweet as his ladoos
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Navratri
Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune
And Long lasting happiness for you!
Happy Navratri
Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.
Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
‘HAPPY NAVRATRI’
Sun 5 Apr 2009
Maa durga apko apni 9 bhujao se:
1. bal
2. buddhi
3. aishwarya
4. sukh
5. swasthya
6. daulat
7. abhijeet
8. nirbhikta
9. sampannta
pradan kare
JAI MATA DI.
ChaNdaN Ki Khushbu
Resham Ka Haar,
SawaN ki SugaNdh
Barish Ni Fuhar,
Radha Ki Ummide
KaNhaiya Ka Pyar.,
Mubarak Ho Apko NAVARATRI Ka Tyohar., HAPPY NAVARATRI.!
Sun 5 Apr 2009
1.) BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???
2.) MIL K BICHHARNA DASTOOR HAI ZINDAGI KA,
EK YEH HI QISA MASHHOOR HAI ZINDAGI KA,
BEETE PAL KABHI LOT KAR WAAPIS AATE NAHIN,
YEH HI SAB SE BARA QASOOR HAI ZINDAGI KA.
3.) TUM DOST HO MERE SADA K LIYE,
MAIN ZINDA HOON TUMHAARI WAFA K LIYE,
KAR LENA LAAKHON SHIKWE MUJH SE MAGAR,
KABHI KHAFA NA HONA KHUDA K LIYE.
4.) DIL SE DIL KO CHURAYEA HAI AAP NE,
DOOR REH KAR BHI APNA BANAYEA HAI AAP NE,
AAP KO BHULAANA BHI MUMKIN NAHIN,
KIYON K YAAD RAKHNA BHI SIKHAYEA HAI AAP NE.
5.) BAHUT CHAHA MAGAR UNHEN BHULA NA SAKE,
KHAYEALON ME KISI AUR KO LA NA SAKE,
US KO DEKH K AANSOO TO PONCH LIYE PAR,
KIS OR KO DEKH KE MUSKARA NA SAKE.
6.) DIL-O-NAZAR SE KUCH DAIR B JUDA RAKHON,
YEH MERE BAS ME NAHIN K TUJHE KHAFA RAKHON,
NAHIN HAI KUCH B MERE ZEHAN ME SIWA IS K,
MAIN TERI YAAD BHULA DOON TO YAAD KIYA RAKHON,
KABHI JO MUJH SE KOI POOCH LE MERI MARZI,
TO APNA NAAM MOHABBAT TERA WAFA RAKHON.
7.) ACHA THEAK HAI PEHLE….
PEHLE APNE SAR PE HAATH PHER…..
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ABAY HAATH PHER…
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EK BAAR DOBAARA PHER….
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BAS EK BAAR DOBAARA….
AB…
AB…
AB…
YAQEEN AA GAYEA K….
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K GHADHE K SAR PE SINGH NAHIN HOTE.
8.) MAINE POOCHHA “AQAL“ KIYA HOTI HAI?????
AASMAAN NE KAHA:
BAHUT BULAND HOTI HAI.
SAGAR NE KAHA:
BAHUT GEHRI HOTI HAI.
AAP NE KAHA:
AQAL
HAIN WHO KIYA HOTI HAI?….
9.) KHULOOS CHEEZ NAHIN JATAANE KI,
HUMEN AADAT NAHIN KISI KO BHULAANE KI,
HUM IS LIYE KAM YAAD KARTE HAIN AAP KO,
KUCH RISHTON KO NAZAR LAG JAATI HAI ZAMAANE KI.
10.) CHAHO TO NAWAZISH HAI NA CHAHO TO SHIKWA NAHIN ….
SAMJHO TO APNE HAIN NA SAMJHO TO KUCH BHI NAHIN ,,,,,
11.) DOSTI KI “YAAD“ HAR WAQT HI SATAYE GI …
DUKH K WAQT DOSTI “YAAD“ AAYE GI….
US DIN JAANO GE DOST KI “QADAR“….
JIS DIN DOST SE Z=I=N=D=G=I RUTH JAAYE GI….
Sun 5 Apr 2009
1.) AARZOO YEH NAHIN K GHAM KA TOOFAAN TAL JAAYE,
FIKAR TO YEH HAI K TUMHAARA DIL NA BIKHAR JAAYE,
KABHI BHI MUJH KO AGAR BHULANA CHAHO TUM,
DARD ITNA DENA K MERA DAM NIKAL JAAYE.
2.) NAJAANE KIS BAAT KI WHO MUJH KO SAZA DETA HAI,
MERI HANSTI HUI AANKHON KO RULA DETA HAI,
MUDDAT SE KOI KHABBAR NAHIN AAYI USKI,
KIYA IS TARHA KOI APNON KO BHULA DETA HAI.
3.) TUMHAARI YAAD DIL SE JAANE NAHIN DENGE,
TUMHAARE JAISA DOST KHONE BHI NAHIN DENGE,
ROZ SHARAFAT SE SMS KIYA KARO WARNA ………,
EK KAAN K NEECHE DENGE OR RONE BHI NAHIN DENGE.
4.) HUMAARE SMS SE LOG SAMAJHTE HAIN K HUMEN AADAT HAI PAISE URAANE KI,
LEKIN WHO NADAAN KIYA SAMJHEN ???
K YEH BHI EK ADA HAI KANJOOSON KO SHARAM DILAANE KI.
5.) UTRA HAI MERE DIL ME KOI CHAND NAGAR SE,
AB KHOF NAHIN KOI ANDHERON K SAFAR SE,
WO BAAT HAI TUM ME K KOI TUM SA NAHIN HAI,
A KAASH KOI DEKHE TUMHEN MERI NAZAR SE!.
6.) TERI HAR ADA MOHABBAT SI LAGTI HAI,
EK PAL KI JUDAI MUDAT SI LAGTI HAI,
PEHLE NAHI THA SOCHA AB SOCHTE HAIN,
ZINDAGI K HAR LAMHEN ME TERI ZARURAT SI LAGTI HAI.
7.) WADIYOON SE SOORAJ NIKAL AAYEA HAI,
FIZAAON ME NAYEA RANG CHHAYEA HAI,
AAP KYUN UDAAS BETHE HO,
AB TO MUSKARA DO HUMAARA SMA AAYEA HAI.
8.) BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,
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GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.
9.) SOORAJ HUA MADHAM CHAND CHALNE LAGA,
MAIN THEHRA RAHA ZAMEEN CHALNE LAGI,
SAJNA KIYA YEH PYAR HAI ???
NALAYAK!
YEH PYAR NAHIN EARTH QUAKE HAI!
BHAAGOOO……… !.
10.) NA PYAR, NA YAAR, NA MOHABBAT, NA DOSTI YAARO,
AAJ K DEVDAAS KI BAAT MAANO,
NA CHANDAR MUKHI NA PAARO BAS HAR LARKI KO AANKH MAARO.
Sun 5 Apr 2009
Tum Bin Jena Esa Hay
Zehr ko Pena Jesa Hay
Tum Se Bichar k Zinda Rehna
Hum Se Pocho kesa Hay
Mera Tum ko Takty Rehna
Chand ko Takny Jesa Hay
Tera Hans k Baaten krna
Khilty Pholon Jesa Hay
Badal Tery Piyar ka Humdum
Aj To Khul k Barsa Hay
Chand ki Nazren Jhuk Jati Hain
Tu DOST Mera EsA he !!!
No
I Am Not Decent
I Am Not Good
I Am Stupid
I Am Mental
I Am Idiot
Aisa Q sochte ho Tum?
Tum jese bhe ho Mere Dost ho.. Got it ;-)
Dost ka pyar kisi dua se kam nhi hota
Wo chahe dor bhi ho to gham nhi hota
Pyar me aksar dosti kam ho jati hy
Pr “DOSTI” mein pyar kbi kam nhi hota.
Ham jo tum se mile hain koi ittefaq thori hai
Mil k tum ko chor den koi mazaq thori hai
Agr hoti tum se DOSTI ik had tak to chor dete
Pr hamari tumse DOSTI ka,koi hisaab thori hai
Ab tum dhoondo gay is sms ka jawab
Par “My FRIEND” is sms ka, koi jawab thori hai.
Achy Dost ki 3 Nishanian:
1. Ain time pe apna kamina pan dikha dega.
2. Kameny ko kaam kaho gy to foran kahy ga HO JAYE GA, per 1 din ka kam 10 din tak latka dy ga.
3. Bachiyon ko Poetry or humain Islami msg kary ga.
Din beet jate hain suhani yadin bankar
Batin reh jati hai kahani bankar
Pr dost to hamesha dil k qarib rahenge
Kabi muskan to kabi Aakhon ka pani ban kar.
Ap jesa dost har ek ka khuwab hota ha
jinka ek alag andaz hota ha
yun to aasman mey taron ka koi hisab nhi
pr ap jasa dost taron ma bhi aftab hota ha.
Hum dosti ka farz yohi nibhate rahen ge,
waqt be waqt aap ko satate rahen ge,
DUA karo umar yo lambi ho hamari,
warna yaad ban kar aap ko zindagi bhar rulate rahen ge.
Kehte hein her baat kisi ko kahi nahi jati,
Apno ko bhi batayi nahi jati,
Par dost to dil ka Aaina hota hai,
Aur Aainay se soorat chupaayi nahi jati…
Sun 5 Apr 2009
Haqiqaton k kareeb aane k baad,
Samjhe mohabbat ko Dil lagane k baad,
Mujhe apna nahi hai dukh uska hai!
K kon chahe ga itna usey mere jane k baad……?
Aankhon ko intazar ki aadat si ho gai,
Yun he Khayal-e-Yaar ki aadat si ho gai,
Aur doosra koi mily bhi to dil dil manta he nahi,
Humko tere pyaar ki aadat si ho gai.
Tumharay bin nahi rehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Hai tumse bas yehi kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Zaban to keh nahi sakti, Tumhain Ehsaas to hoga,
Meri aankhon ko parh lena, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Tumharay naam kardi hai, Ye puri Zindagi apni,
Bhalay he dukh paray sehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai,
Humhain Ehsaas hai tumko bhi humse pyar hai lekin…
Ye meray saamnay kehna, Mujhe Tumse Muhabbat Hai.
Mil k bhi na mil sake,
To juda ho kar kya alag ho payenge
Mana har khushi mil sakti hai humein,
Is zamane se par kye is khushi ko dil
se mehsus kar payenge……
Mein ne Tume Apni wafaon ki zanjeer se Azaad kya
Khudara!
Ye mat puchna k Mein ne khud ko
Tumhari qaid se Azaad kia ya nahi
Yaqeen Jano!
Mein un qediyon mein se hun
Jo khulay darwazay dekh kar bhi
Farar nahi hotey…!!
“Kash”
Sapnay Haqqiqat Hotay
Me har Sapnay Me Tujhe Dehka Kerta
“Kash”
Zindgi Me Har Dua Me Pori hoti
Me Har Dua Me Tujhay Manga Kerta
“Kash”
Zindgi Wafadar Hoti
Me Sari Zindgi Tera Sath Nibhata
“Kash”
Zindgi Me Lafz
“Kash”
Na Hota…..
Kaho,
Woh dasht kaisa tha?
Jidhar sub kuch luta aaye
Jidhar aankhain ganwa aaye
Kaha,
Sailab jaisa tha,
bohot chaha keh bach niklain
magar sub kuch baaha aaye
Kaho,
Woh hijer kaisa tha?
Kabhi choo ker usay dekha
To tum nay kia bhala paya
Kaha,
Bus aag Jaisa tha.
Suno!
Koi bhi Roug de dena
Koi bhi Naam de dena
Nahi Subah sohani to
Ghamo ki Shaam de dena
Magr itni Guzaarish he
Meri Taarik Raton se
Tum apni Chahton ki lo,
Kabhi Madham nhe krna
Faqat Ehsaan ye krna
Muhabbt km nhe krna.
Hum ko pyar itna do k had na rahe,
Magar aitbar b itna karna k shak na rahe,
Wafa itni karna k bewafai na ho,
Aur dua bus itni karna ka kabhi judai na ho..
Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajhte hain,
Hum aap ko manzil samjhte hain,
Bara fark hy aap k or hamare nazarye me,
Aap hame Sapna or hum aap ko Apna samajhte hain.
Mohabbaton Main Shumar Kaisa?
Yaqeen Kaisa?
Guman Kaisa?
Urooj Kaisa?
Zawal Kaisa?
Sawal Kaisa?
Jawab Kaisa?
Mohabbatain To Mohabbatain Hain,
Mohabbaton Main Hisab Kaisa?
Sun 5 Apr 2009
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
Gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
So let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri ho!
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai,
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai,
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai,
Bandar jab koi pass hota hai.
Sun 5 Apr 2009
Tere sath zindagi bitani hai
Tu kya janega ye aaj ki nahi badi purani hai
tere liye ye jaha chod diya hai
faisala ab tere hatho main hai
jine ki kwahish to ab hame nahi hai
ab doli maine nahi arthi pe jana hai
Sun 5 Apr 2009
Koun si Manzil Hai Kahan Aa ke Ruka hun,
Har ek se Khud Apna Pata Pooch Raha Hun,
Phoonkoun se Mitta hun na Mittane se Mitta hun,
Main Waqt hun Tareeq ke Mathy pe Likha hun ”
Aaye hain Wohi mere Ghar ko Aag lagane,
Main Jinke Chiraagoun mein Lahoo ban ke Jala hun.
Zindagi Zakhmoun se Bhari hai ,
Waqt ko Marham banana Seekh lo,
Harna to hai Mout ke saamne ,
Filhaal Zindagi se Jeetna Seekh lo,
Na jane kis ki Duwaoun ka Faiz hai Mujh Par,
Main Doobta hun aur Dariya Uuchaal deta hai.
Dil jo tut gaya to fariyad karoge tum,
Hum na rahe to yaad karoge tum,
Aaj to kehte ho waqt nahi,
Par ek din mere liye waqt se fariyad karoge tum.
Registan ke tufan ruka nahi karte,
Samandar ke pani sukha nahi karte,
Aap DON ko SMS karo ya na Karo,
Par Don Dosto ke inbox Khali chhoda nahi karte!
Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum
Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum.
Daar usse kehte hain
Daar usse kehte hain,
Jo dil pe cha jaye
Aashiq usse kehte hai,
Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.
Ek shaam aati hai tumari yaad leka
Ek shaam aati hai tumari yaad leka ,
Ek shaam jaati hai tumari yaad dekar,
Par humen us shaam ka interzar hai,
Jo aye saath tume lekar.
Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai
Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai,
Band aakhon mein bhi sapne saja deti hai,
Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna dost,
Kyun ki hakikat to aksar logo ko rula deti hai.
Aapke khayalon se fursat nahi milti
Aapke khayalon se fursat nahi milti,
Hame ek pal ki raahat nahin milti,
Mil to jata hai sab kuch hame magar,
Aapki ek jhalak nahin milti.
Sona chahta hun per neend nahi aati
Sona chahta hun per neend nahi aati hai,
Badal badal ke karwate yunhi raat guzar jati hai,
Kar bhi pyaar ka izhar ya jaane jigar,
Akhir kyon tu mujhe itna tadpati hai.
Is dil mein basa tha pyaar tera
Is dil mein basa tha pyaar tera,
Woh dil to kabhi ka tod diya,
Badnaam na tujhe hone denge,
Tera naam bhi lena chhod diya.
Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath nibhaye.
Seh liya har dard humne haste haste’
Ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste’
Ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro’
Wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste..
Baja to main bhi sakta tha, par mera saaz tha bevafa.
Gaa to main bhi sakta tha, par mera raag tha bevafa.
Aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman na kar,
Bana to main bhi sakta tha, par meri mumtaz thi bevafa.
Zaroori to nahin jeene ke liye sahara ho
Zaroori to nahin hum jinke hain vo hamara ho
Kuch Kashtiyaan doob bhi jaati hain…
Zaroori to nahin ke har Kashti ka koi kinara ho….
SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE
APNO KO BHULA KAR CHALE GAYE
KIS BHOOL KI SAZA DI AAPNE HAME,
PEHLE HASAYA, FIR RULA KAR CHALE GAYE
Sun 5 Apr 2009
Mohabbat main tere sar ki kasam
Asa bhi hota hay
Khabar kiya thi humeen pahle
K gham asa bhi hota hay
Tum apne hi sahi lekin
Tumeen apna naheen sakte
Tumare paas rah kar bhi
Tumeen hum pa naheen sakte
Setam asa bhi hota hay
Karam asa bhi hota hay
Yahan woh aa naheen sakte
Wahan hum jaa naheen sakte
Jo majbori hamari hay
Woh hum batla naheen sakte
Bhala kaise tumeen batlayeen hum
Asa bhi hota hay
Tujhye samjhayen kaise o sanam
Asa bhi hota hay
Sun 5 Apr 2009
Dard Shayari : us nazar ki taraf mat dekho jo aapko dekhnese inkar karthi hai duniya ki bhid mai us nazar ko dhundo jo sirf apka intzar karti hai
Dard Shayari : chahate hai jisko hum zindagi tara milthe hai wo hamse ajnabi ki tara
kuda jane mohaboot ke kya kya dashtur hai jise hum pyar karte hai wahi humse door hai.
Dard Shayari : pyar karne wale ki kismat buri hoti hai har mulakhat judai se judi hoti hai waqt mile to rishte ki kitab pad lena dosti har rishte se badi hoti hai
Dard Shayari : do kadam to sab chalate hai par zindagi bhar ka saath koi nahi nibhata agar ro kar bhulai jathi yaade to haskar koi gum na dhupatha
Submitted By : Shrikant
Love Shayari : Tari hatopay mahandi lagaygi to mari namki hogi.
Doli tari ruksat hogi to mari gharpay rukaygi
Isi umid liya zinda rahangay martaydamtak.
Kyon ki mujhay yakin hai tu akdin jarur ayagi
Submitted By : Gunwant
Dosti Shayari : few mint ago i closed ma eyes n saw u in ma dreamz, i found u happiest in d world .if dis is d way 2 c u hapy i wish 2 closed ma eyes forever!!!!!!!!!
Submitted By : Lalit
Sun 5 Apr 2009
From: Sud969 Dok969
1.) PHOOL BAN KAR MUSKARANA ZINDAGI HAI
MUSKARA KAR GHAM BHULAANA ZINDAGI HAI
MIL KAR KHUSH HUE TO KIYA HUA.
BIN MILE SAATH NIBHAANA HI TO ZINDAGI HAI.
2.) KHUSHI DIL KI HAR CHEEZ BHULA DETI HAI
BAND AANKHON ME BHI SAPNAY SAJA DETI HAI
SAPNON KI DUNIYA ZAROOR RAKHNA A DOST
Q K HAQEEQAT TO SUB KO RULA DETI HAI.
3.) HUMAARI LIFE US WAQT COMPLETE HOTI HAI
JAB AAP HON OR MAIN HOON OR HUMAARE
CHHOTHE CHHOTHE PYARE PYARE SWEET SWEET
NANAY MUNAY AUR SHARAARTY SMS HON.
4.) WOH TERI YAAD KO SEENE SE LAGA KAR ROYEA
APNE KHWABON ME TUJHE PAS BULA KAR ROYEA
HAZAARON BAAR PUKAARA TUJHE TANHAI ME
AUR HAR BAAR TUJHE PAAS NA PAKAR ROYEA.
5.) EK BAAR EK SARDAAR JA RAHA THA
RAASTE ME ROAD PE KUCH PARA HUA DEKHA
SARDAAR JAISE HI JHHUKA CHILLAYEA HARAAM ZAADE
POTI BHI AISE KARTE HAIN JAISE SAMOSA PARA HO.
6.) MOHABBAT K SAARE RANG
RANGON K SAARE PHOOL
PHOOLON KI SAARI KHUSHBOO
KHUSHBOO K SAARE LAMHE
LAMHON KI SAARI CHAHAT
CHAHAT KI SAARI KHUSHIYAAN
AAP K LIYE.
7.) 2 LOVERS PLAN TO SUICIDE.
BOY JUMPED FIRST.
GIRL CLOSED HER EYES
RETURN BACK SAYING
LOVE IS BLIND.
BOY IN AIR OPENED HIS
PARACHUTE SAYING
LOVE NEVER DIES!.
8.) TUJH KO APNI JAAN KA SALAAM LIKHEN GE,
DIL KI KITAAB ME APNA ARMAAN LIKHEN GE,
KAASH HUM KO MIL JAAYE AASMAAN KI HUKUMAT,
SITAARON KI JAGAH TERA NAAM LIKHEN GE.
9.) AGAR MANZIL PAANI HAI TO HAUSLA SAATH RAKHNA,
AGAR PYAR PAANA HAI TO AITBAAR SAATH RAKHNA,
AUR AGAR HAMESHA MUSKURANA HAI TO SONE SE PEHLE,
HUMEN YAAD RAKHNA GOOD NIGHT.
10.) AAP HUMEN BHULA DO HUMEN KOI GHAM NAHIN,
AAP HUMEN RULLA DO HUMEN KOI GHAM NAHIN,
JIS DIN HUM NE AAP KO BHULA DIYA,
SAMAJH LENA IS DUNIYA ME HUM NAHIN.
Fri 3 Apr 2009
1.) PHOOL BAN KAR MUSKARANA ZINDAGI HAI
MUSKARA KAR GHAM BHULAANA ZINDAGI HAI
MIL KAR KHUSH HUE TO KIYA HUA.
BIN MILE SAATH NIBHAANA HI TO ZINDAGI HAI.
2.) KHUSHI DIL KI HAR CHEEZ BHULA DETI HAI
BAND AANKHON ME BHI SAPNAY SAJA DETI HAI
SAPNON KI DUNIYA ZAROOR RAKHNA A DOST
Q K HAQEEQAT TO SUB KO RULA DETI HAI.
3.) HUMAARI LIFE US WAQT COMPLETE HOTI HAI
JAB AAP HON OR MAIN HOON OR HUMAARE
CHHOTHE CHHOTHE PYARE PYARE SWEET SWEET
NANAY MUNAY AUR SHARAARTY “SMS” HON.
4.) WOH TERI YAAD KO SEENE SE LAGA KAR ROYEA
APNE KHWABON ME TUJHE PAS BULA KAR ROYEA
HAZAARON BAAR PUKAARA TUJHE TANHAI ME
AUR HAR BAAR TUJHE PAAS NA PAKAR ROYEA.
5.) EK BAAR EK SARDAAR JA RAHA THA…
RAASTE ME ROAD PE KUCH PARA HUA DEKHA…
SARDAAR JAISE HI JHHUKA CHILLAYEA HARAAM ZAADE
POTI BHI AISE KARTE HAIN JAISE SAMOSA PARA HO.
6.) MOHABBAT K SAARE RANG
RANGON K SAARE PHOOL
PHOOLON KI SAARI KHUSHBOO
KHUSHBOO K SAARE LAMHE
LAMHON KI SAARI CHAHAT
CHAHAT KI SAARI KHUSHIYAAN
AAP K LIYE.
7.) 2 LOVERS PLAN TO SUICIDE.
BOY JUMPED FIRST.
GIRL CLOSED HER EYES &
RETURN BACK SAYING
LOVE IS BLIND.
BOY IN AIR OPENED HIS
PARACHUTE SAYING
LOVE NEVER DIES!….
8.) TUJH KO APNI JAAN KA SALAAM LIKHEN GE,
DIL KI KITAAB ME APNA ARMAAN LIKHEN GE,
KAASH HUM KO MIL JAAYE AASMAAN KI HUKUMAT,
SITAARON KI JAGAH TERA NAAM LIKHEN GE.
9.) AGAR MANZIL PAANI HAI TO HAUSLA SAATH RAKHNA,
AGAR PYAR PAANA HAI TO AITBAAR SAATH RAKHNA,
AUR AGAR HAMESHA MUSKURANA HAI TO SONE SE PEHLE,
HUMEN YAAD RAKHNA GOOD NIGHT.
10.) AAP HUMEN BHULA DO HUMEN KOI GHAM NAHIN,
AAP HUMEN RULLA DO HUMEN KOI GHAM NAHIN,
JIS DIN HUM NE AAP KO BHULA DIYA,
SAMAJH LENA IS DUNIYA ME HUM NAHIN.
Thu 2 Apr 2009
What are Google SMS Channels?
Google SMS Channels is a service that enables to send or receive sms on mobile phones. It’s a free service by Google. You will get your feed subscriptions as SMS. SMS Channels allows you to create your own channel(s) to publish content that other users can subscribe to. You can also create groups over SMS to communicate with your friends, family, and co-workers.
How to get Google SMS Channels on a mobile phone?
To subscribe using your phone, SMS ‘hindisms-org‘ to 9870807070. is the name of the channel.
For example,to receive Free sms jokes updates send ” ON smsjokes-co-in ” to 9870807070 from your mobile.
Google will send a verification code via SMS to your phone. You can just reply ACCEPT to 9870807070 to sign up for the service.
Do I pay anything for using the service?
No, You don’t pay anything to send or receive messages using Google SMS Channels. When you post a message to your channel, all the members of your channel get the message forwarded for free. SMS tariff charges may apply when you configure the service or publish to a channel using a mobile phone.That means you have to pay just a cost of two sms charges at all.
Wed 1 Apr 2009
Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Wed 1 Apr 2009
English Shayari;
Later the Bus, longer the Que
Wa-wa wa-wa
Later the bus, longer the Que,
Shorter the Skirt, awesome the View!
Wa-Wa Wa-wa…:-)
Wed 1 Apr 2009
Emotional Shayari:
Gum woh cheez hai…
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Jisse Paper chipkaya jaata hai…!!!
Wed 1 Apr 2009
“Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.!!!
Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda
Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai…….
Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai,
Kuch dost pal-pal yaad aate hai,
Hum aapse yahi puchna chahte hai,
K dosto k is kataar me hum kahan aate hai.
“ vishwas banke log zindagi main aatey hai
khwab banke aankhon main samaa jaatey hai
pehle yakeen dilate hai ki woh hamare hai
phir na jaane kyu badal jaatey hai ”
“ Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain ”
“ WAQT k is mod pe aisa WAQT aaya hai
ZAKHAM Dil ka zuban pe aaya hai
Nahi roye the jo kabi kanto ki chubn se
Use aaj phulo ki KHUSBU ne rulaya hai ”
Wannna Propose a girl…….. Try this!!!!
Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:
Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.
Pick a rose
Spot the girl
Stand in front of her
Give her the rose
Hug her tightlllyyyyy
If she doesn’t resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!
If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting
‘Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!’
And Say April Fool…………….
Mon 30 Mar 2009
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy April Fools Day
Mon 30 Mar 2009
Congratulations!
After 40 years and 40 days, You’ve made it!
This is the last page.
Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet.
If you Click your back button, It will not work!
NO links on this page will work!
Now, “SHUT” down your computer and do something productive!
Write 60 letters and mail them at the post office…
Have lunch at the kitchen table…
Take your doggie for a walk…
Go play Bingo…
Go for a swim…
Go read a book…
Shout HIP - HIP - HORRAY!
And don’t forget…
Tell your friends YOU found “The End Of The Internet.”
Happy April Fool.!
holi ka rang fika pad giya
mubarakbad gali mein tabdili ho gaya
dost ki dharana……..
jab matlab aah jate hai bolte, “BABUJI”
jab matlab nikal jate kehte, “AAP AB KYON SA KHET KA MULI”
agar halat patli ho gayi ho to apni ristedaro ne
zor ka jhatka dheere se laga ke pushte hai……
‘HUM AAP KE HAI KYON’
gali ya nafrat nahi diya tha
pyar bhari do mohabbat ki batein kiya tha
jo ki itna ghuchha kha gaya
insan akhir apni akath main ah hi giya
agar pyar hi nahi tha
kisi ka pyar ko
pyar se bhi nakara ya inkar kiya ja sakta tha
chaliye jo bhi hua achha hi hua chalte chalte
APRIL FOOL aur THE END hua
1) Tujhe Kismat Se Chura Na Paye,
Tujhe Apna Bana Na Paye,
Tujh Par Marte Rahe Tamam Umar,
Par Tujhko Kabhi Bata Na Paye
2) ham wo siyaahbakhsh hain saaqir, ki shahar men;
Kholen jo dukaan kafan ki to log marna chhod den!
3) Ye na samjho ki dariya ki tarah mujhame rawaani nahi;
Ham jab bhi uthenge, lahar ban k uthenge, bas abhi thaani nahi!
Wo Aankhon mein ashq liye bethe hai,
hum bhi unke Pyar me Pagal hue behte hai,
hum to Jaan deNe ko bhi tayyar hai,
Magar vo hamari jaan bane bethe hai……
Mon 30 Mar 2009
1) Zindagi Sirf Mohabbat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai,
Zulf-o-Rukhsaar ki Jannat Nahi Kuch Aur Bhi Hai,
Bhookh Aur Pyaas ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein,
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahin Kuch Aur Bhi Hai….
2) Jis raat baraste hain teri yaad k badalm,
us shab koi hijr ka tara nhi hota,
yunhi mere pehlu mein ata hy aksar,
wo dard jise mai ne pukara nhi hota….
3) Kitny Nadan Thy Toofan Ko Kinara Samjha,
Kitny Bejan Saharon Ko Sahara Samjha,
Kitny Kum Zarf Thy Wo0 Loog Jo Sahil Pe Thy,
Humein Do0Bta Dekha Or Nazara Samjha….
4) Barsi Aankhen Jis Ki Yaad Mai Barsaat Ki Tarhan,
Wo Bhi Badal Gaya Mere Halaat Ki Tarhan,
Haal Jeete Ji Insan Ka Koi Pochta Nahi,
Phir Mayat Pe Kiun Aatay Hain Sab Barat Ki Tarhan….
5) Ek Ajab Sa Manzaer Nazer Ata Hai,
Her Ek Qatara Samander Nazar Ata Hai,
Kahan Banao Main Gahr Shishay Ka,
Her Ek Ka Hath Main Pahther Nazar Ata Hai….
Kanjoos to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha…
Titanic K Sath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Kanjoos:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda….
Sun 29 Mar 2009
6?-6.2? jis ki height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho.
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj us ka light ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO……..
uff tak na kare itna quite ho,
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho.
shopping ker k jab bhi aaoon,
bolay,”tum kitni nice ho”.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho.
saas sasur se agar karoon koi baat,
bole begum tum hi bus right ho.
HUSBAND AISA APNA BRIGHT HO…….
Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR…
Submitted By: Pankaj yadav
Kuch loog ruth kar bhi
Lagte hain kitne pyare
Chup rah k bhi nazar main
Hain pyar k isharee
Hum un pe berukhi ka
Ilzaam kyun lagayeen
Un ki jafa ka aye dil
Hum kyun bura manayeen
Jo chayeen ab kareen woh
Dil pe sitam hamare
Is dil main kaise kaise
Tufaan machal rahe hain
Apni hi aag main hum
Chup chaap jal rahe hain
Hain kitne khubsurat
Is aag k shararee
Aaoo is saal mohabbat ki
Kasam khayeen sanam
Ek najumi ne kaha hay k
Yeh saal acha hay
Zindagi bhar k liye
Hum tere ho jayeen sanam
Ek najumi ne kaha hay k
Yeh saal acha hay
Teri sansoon ki mehak
Mere sanson main base
Rang chahat ka sanam
Mere hathon main rache
Kyun na ek roup main do
Roup yeh dhal jayeen sanam
Ek najumi ne kaha hay k
Yeh saal acha hay
Ab na bichren ge kabhi
Dil se dil ase mileen
Aarzuon k kanwal
Aaj kuch ase khileen
Nikhra nikhra sa nazar
Ane laga hay mousam
Ek najumi ne kaha hay k
Yeh saal acha hay
Gungunati hay faza
Jhuum uthi bad_e_saba
Pyar k jaam liye
Aa gayi kali ghataa
Jaam ulfat k piyeen aur
Bahak jayeen qadam
Ek najumi ne kaha hay k
Yeh saal acha hay
Aaj teri yaad ko seene se laga kar roye.
Apne khwabon mein tujhe paas bulake roye..
Hazaron baar pukara tujhe tanhaiyon mein.
Aur har baar tujhe paas na paa kar roye….
Azaan….
Deta Raha Fareb Koi Sadgi K Sath,
Itna Bada Mazak Meri Zindgi K Sath,
Shayad Mili Saza Is Jurm Ki Mujhe,
Tha Mujhe Pyar Ek Ajnabi K Sath.
Kaash hum tum ajnabi hote,
Jis tarhan log hua karte hein…
Be taAlluq sey, be taArruff sey.
Kaash hum tum ajnabi hote!
Be qaraari na be kali hoti,
Na mukammal, na Zindagi hoti…
Yun na hoti azyatein Dil mein.
Zindagi bhi na hoti mushkil mein!
Aansu’on se na dosti karte,
Apne Dil se na dushmani karte…
Doosr’on ki tarha hum bhi khush rehte,
Kaash hum tum ajnabi hote…!!!
Submitted By: Vinay Malhotra
Tumse door rehkar tumhe MISS kiya hamne…
Tumhare liye God se WISH kiya humne…
Tumhari YAAD jab ayi to
Bade pyar ke sath SMS kiya hamne….
Hume Jeene Nahi Deti Hai Ye Gujari Huyi yaadein
Ham Se Bhooli Nahi Jati Hai Ye Biti Huyi Baatein
Ab Kaise Kahein Ham Tum se Ye Dost Teri Baatein
Hame Har Pal Yaad aati Hai Teri Chhoti chhoti Baatein.
Milne ki khushi na bachdne ka gam
Na tanha na udas hai HUM
Kaise kahe kaise hai hum….
Bus yu samaj lo
Bahut akele hai HUM…….
I MISS U ITNA,U MISS ME JITNA,
I MISS U TABSE,U MISS ME JABSE,
I MISS U TAB TAK,U MISS ME JAB TAK,
U MISS ME NA JANAY KAB TAK,
BUT I MISS U MURTEY DAM TAK.
Have a Nice Day To All My Dear Sweet Friends.!
Submitted By:Bhagyashree Pednekar
Dil uspe fidaa ho Gaya hai,
usmein kuch to alag si baat haiWo sabse judaa hai duniya mein,
Usmein kuch to alag si baat hai.
Chanchal mukhda bholi adaayein,
Aur hothon par gulaab hain
Reshmi zulfein pyaari baatein,
Aur aankhon mein shraab hai.
Wo meri dhadkan mein rahti hai,
Usmein kuch to alag si baat hai.Hirni si chaal gorein hain gaal,
Baton mein uski jaadu bhara hai
Dil hai beqaabu uska hai jaadu,
Jeene ka mere WO hi aasra hai.Har dil ki tamanna hai WO hasi,
Usmein kuch to alag si baat hai.
Wo hanse to phool khile,
Bole to ras ki fuhaar udeyMeri zindgi hai WO uski saanso se
Meri saanso ke taar judey
Uska naam lekar dil dhadkta hai
usmein kuch to alag si baat hai.
With Warm Regards
Sandeep Tyagi
Jab chandani barh kar, raaton pey chaati hai
Teri yaad aise mai, dil ko tarpaati hai
kisse wo bahaaron ke, beete nazaaron key
Phir aake sunaati hai, aur hum ko rulaati hai
Teri yaad aati hai..
Itna to bataho kya?
yahi chaandani jaa kar
koi khaab jagaati hai?,
tum ko bhi sataati hai?
Meri yaad aati hai????
Humne bhi chaha har manjil karib ho,
har waqt aapka saath naseeb ho,
par wahan khuda bhi kya kare,
jahan insaan khud badnseeb ho.
dosti ki raho mai kabhi akelapan na mile,
aai dost zindagi mai tumhe kabhi gum na mile,
dua karte hai hum khuda se,
tuhme jo bhi dost mile HUM se kam na mile
Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi…
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile,
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi…..
Kaash tum nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.
Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain Apney pyaar se apney saye se
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
Kyu rulaate ho mujhe ?
Kyu bhool jaate ho mujhe?
Tere he sahaare to jee rahe hain hum..
To phir kyu akela chodh jaate ho ?
Har baat ko chupana ataa hai tumko,
Roothon ko manana ataa hai mujhe.
Roothe ho tum na jaane kis baat par mujh se…
To phir wo baat kyu nahi bataate ho tum mujhe?
Jaan jaati hai meri ,
Jab yaad aati hai tumhari.
Tum to mujhe bhula dete ho…
To phir kyu yaad aate ho mujhe?
Hum jeene ke bahaane marte rahenge,
Pyaar hum tumse karte rahenge.
Pyaar to tum bhi karti ho na..
To phir kyu yu sataati ho mujhe?
Ya keh do zeher peene ko,
Ya kaho phir mujhe jeene ko.
Agar mere saath main nahi chalna tha tumko….
To phir kyu mujhe raasta zindagi ka dikhaya ?
Beech raaste main kyu is tarah akela chodh diya?
kaho …kuch tho kaho
Kyu akela chodh diya ….
New sholay :
scene ( viru ke rishte ki baat )
Jay : Mausi, ladka Satyam mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??
Jay : kahan mausi, 2 saal Satyam me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai…
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Satyam mein hi hai..
Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary
bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?
Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai …!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?
Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to
nahin milti hai na… Mausi..
Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?
Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi
anban..
Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???
Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi
likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!
Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?
Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar de denge!!
Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le…Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki, koi
sauteli maa nahi….Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu
se shaadi kar Le par Satyam ke employee se katai nahin karegi .
Unka Waada Hai Ki Vo Laut Aayenge ,
Esi Umeed Pe Hum Jiye Jayengey ,
Ye Intjaar Bhi Unhi Ki Tarah He ,
Kar Rahe They , Kar Rahe He Aur Kiye Jayenge..
Khawab Dekhey Bhi Nahi Aur Toot Gaye ,
Hum Unse Miley Bhi Nahi Aur Vo Rooth Gaye ,
Hum Jagtey Rahe Duniya Soti Rahi ,
Ek Barish Hi Thi Jo Sang Hamare Roti Rahi.
Aashiq Ankhon Hi Ankhon Me Baat Samaj Lete He ,
Sapno Me Milne Ko Mulakat Samaz Lete He ,
Rota He Ashma Bhi Jami Ke Liye ,
Pagal He Log Usse Barsaat Samaj Lete He..
Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Merey par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Ek subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.
Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,
Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai…….
Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Apki dosti ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,
Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,
Itna asar meri duao me ho……
U make 10 friends,
Laugh wid 9,
Meet 8 of them,
Talk to 7,
Celebrate wid 6,
Share secrets with 5,
Trust 4,
Cry wid 3,
Take help of 2,
But never forget 1 like me:)
Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai,
Kuch dost pal-pal yaad aate hai,
Hum aapse yahi puchna chahte hai,
K dosto k is kataar me hum kahan aate hai.
Devdas ko babu ji ne kaha ghar chod do,
Maa ne kaha paro chod do ,
Paro ne kaha sharab chod do,
Par TUMSE kis ullu ne kaha sms karna chod do…
Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
Ab suraj ko hi dekho lo aata hai USHA ke saath,
Rehta hai KIRAN ke saath
Aur jaata hai SANDHYA ke saath.
Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat ’s’ se ki.
S se SURAJ
S se SUBAH
S se SWAGAT
S se SAAZ
S se SANGIT
Par fir ’s’ se SAMAY ne aeisi karvat badli ki ’s’ se hamari SHAADI ho gai.
Aur fir jivan ka arth ’s’ se SAANS,SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur ‘SANKAT’ ho gaya .
To hum ’s’ se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye ’s’ se thoda dur rahena mere yaro.
Pyar karnevale PARESAN ho jate he
Shadi karnevale SHARABI ho jate he,
Divorce denevale DEVDAS ho jate he,
Ham se Dosti karnevale MSG SE MEHARBAN ho jate he.
Ruth gya hai mujhko manane waala
Ab koi nahi naaz mera uthaane wala
Per jaane kya sonchta hai
Yeh khula darwaaza
Shayad rasta bhool gaya, aaane waaala
Mana teri nazar mein tera pyaar hum nahi,
kaise kahen ki tere talabgaar hum nahi,
Khud ko jala ke khak kar dala, mita diya,
lo ab tumhari raah mein dewaar hum nahi,
Jis ko sanwara humne tamannaon ke khoon se,
gulshan mein us bahar ke haqdaar hum nahi,
Dhokha diya hai khud ko muhobbat ke naam se,
kaise kahen ki tere gunahgaar hum nahi..
Hate You…
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Hawaon ne rukh hai badla,
Chehron pe udasi chayi hai,
Kahan pehle parties, masti aur hath me dew thi,
Ab to bus xeroxed notes, sukhe biscuit aur ye parhai hai…
Paper ki roti,
tention ka achaar,
lamp ki kiran,
question ki bahar,
paper out ki chandi,
seniours ka pyar,
mubaarak ho aapko exam ka tehwaar…
happy exam month…
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai,
I Know U R Bewakoof,
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???
Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai !
Hakikat mahobbat ki judai hoti hai,
Kabhi kabhi pyar men bewafai hoti hai,
Hamare taraf hath badakar to dekho,
Pata chalega ki dosti men kitani sacchai hoti hai.
Vishwas karna hum dosti apni nibhayenge,
Agar khuda bhi bulayega to kahe denge,
Dost agar ijazat dega to hi aayenge.
Dosti ek nagama hai jise gungunata hun mai,
Dosti wo rishta hai jise nibhata hun mai,
Akele jindagi kat nahi sakti hai,
Isiliye aap jaise pyare dost ko banata hun mai.
Sitaron ke bagair asman men kya rakha hai,
Bin tere jeene men rakha kya hai?
Lagta hai sub kuch adhura sa,
Dosti ke bagair duniya men rakha kya hai?
Duniya ki lahar hai dosti,
Dalti sham ka khula aasman hai dosti,
Jinko samajh me aa jaye to vah malamal,
Varna bina iske bilkul kangal hai dosti.
Kyu rulaate ho mujhe ?
Kyu bhool jaate ho mujhe?
Tere he sahaare to jee rahe hain hum..
To phir kyu akela chodh jaate ho ?
Har baat ko chupana ataa hai tumko,
Roothon ko manana ataa hai mujhe.
Roothe ho tum na jaane kis baat par mujh se…
To phir wo baat kyu nahi bataate ho tum mujhe?
Jaan jaati hai meri ,
Jab yaad aati hai tumhari.
Tum to mujhe bhula dete ho…
To phir kyu yaad aate ho mujhe?
Hum jeene ke bahaane marte rahenge
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har ladki pe…!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??…bolo bolo
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
* Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath…
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@ 15.25 , it’s loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
Santa bar vich ro reha si. Bartender: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Santa: Hor ki karan? Main jis kudi da naam bhulna chahunda si usda naam yaad hi nahin aa reha.
“ vishwas banke log zindagi main aatey hai
khwab banke aankhon main samaa jaatey hai
pehle yakeen dilate hai ki woh hamare hai
phir na jaane kyu badal jaatey hai
“ Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain ”
“ WAQT k is mod pe aisa WAQT aaya hai
ZAKHAM Dil ka zuban pe aaya hai
Nahi roye the jo kabi kanto ki chubn se
Use aaj phulo ki KHUSBU ne rulaya hai ”
“ aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi…… ”
“ phir bewafa ko dost bana baithe,
uski sadgi se fareb kha baithe,
pathoron se hai apna rishta purana,
phir bhi shishe ka ghar bana baithe…. ”
“ Gum ke Sagar mein
Tinke Khushiyon ke doondh raha hun,
Mein Jeena chatha hoin
phir bhi Yaaron Doob raha hun.”
Dost
Aap dost bane ho es hayat main
Chand mila ho kisi andheri raat main
Viranon main bahar aa gaye hai kis se
Sari zindagi gujar dun esi khayalat main
Tanhaiyu main jaam lekar aa gaye hai
Mausam badla dil ka ek lamhaat main
Tere khayalun ka libas jab bhi pahnu
Khushbu fail jaye meri sari jaat main
Umar e daraz ho rahi hai aap se hi
Sau baras jeeta hun ek mulaqat main
Company ka Employee
Toilet gaya.
Andhar ja kar
seat pe betha.
Saamne Deewar pe likha thaa
“ABEY ITNA ZOR BUSINESS
PE DETA TOH TARGET PURA HO JAATA !”
Subah ka Ujala sada sath ho,
Har din Har PAL Aapke liye khas ho,
Dil se dua nikalti hai Aap ke liye,
Sari khushiya bas Aapke hi pas ho.
International Womens Day - March 8 2009
You Can Do almost
anything you put
your mind to. . .
You Can Swim the
Deepest Ocean and
Climb the Highest Peak. . .
Be a Doctor or
Fly a Plane. .
You Can Face Adversity
and still Walk Tall. . .
You are Strong, Beautiful, Compassionate and
much More than words
could ever say.
Today is Yours and
so is Every other Day.
Happy WOMEN’S DAY.!
Mere hi hathon pey likhi hai taqdeer meri,
aur meri hi taqdeer par mera bus nahi chalta
BSNL Customers send sms “BT DCT” to 56700
Vodafone Postpaid Customers send sms “Can CT” to 111
Vodafone Prepaid Customers send sms “Can CT” to 144
Bpl Postpaid Customers can dial *800# for any service request
Bpl Prepaid Customers can dial *555# f
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