us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se
hasnelagi.
Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga
Teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.
.
Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP
.
Admision ke line me
Anti Misba ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
College k ground me
Bubbli ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Saloon ki kursi peh
Major Rohail bole
"Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante
Hum jante hy to sirf en ke
MAA k CONECTIONS ko
.
Ye hy youngistan meri jaan
Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle.
Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70.
Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu
Major Rohail: okay
Lets start with Kisses
Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago
Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up
Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai
Bubbli mini skirt mei jiju k pas aa kr boli
“jiju! Dekhye to, jhukne se mri penti dikhti hy kya?
.
.
.
Jija g: pehle penty pehn tu lo phir dekhan
.
bhala kyo?
.
.
.
Very Simple
.
.
Anti Misba ko AIDS jo hy.
Boy: Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr KANJARYAN nachao gy.
Major Rohail: Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nhe
Tere PUPHYAAN hai.
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal
ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai
wo ghar pr he rehte hai”
“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”
.
Anti Misba:
“Pehle btana tha ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae”
“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”
.
Dr.
“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”
.
Anti Misba:
“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunah
se behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”
.
Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP
.
Admision ke line me
Anti Misba ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
College k ground me
Bubbli ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Saloon ki kursi peh
Major Rohail bole
"Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante
Hum jante hy to sirf en ke
MAA k CONECTIONS ko
.
Ye hy youngistan meri jaan
B nhe kya k us ke
TIND ho gae
.
.
Who kese..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail ne larki ko
Cheer dya
dost- apna lund de de
sardar- yar koi bada gigt bata
dost- to fir mera lund de de
rundi-o..shakuntla sardar ji ko room main le jaa.
sardar roj aate aur shakuntla ke saath intercourse karte.
shakuntla sardar se-sardar ji aapne mujhe hi kyo chuna is kaam ke liye kyonki main hiv positive hoon.
sardar dukhi hokar bola-shakuntla maine tujhe * * *da mujhe aids hua,mujhse aida meri biwi ko hoga,meri biwi mere baap se karwati hai,mere baap meri maa ko * * *dega...aur mera padosi hamesha mujhe gaali deta hai ki teri maa * * * * doonga...ab use pata chalega meri maa * * * ** * ka anjaam. by sanjeev sikarwar gwalior
Doctor To Lady:
Do You Want To See
Near To You
On The Deliver Time The Father Of New Baby
Lady :
No My Husband Do Not Like The Him
Some Time Getting The Ketchup
Out Of The Jar Is A Tough Job
A Woman Was Trying Hard
To Get The Ketchup Out Of The Jar..
During Her Struggle The Phone Rang
So She Asked:
Her 4-Year-Old Daughter To Answer The Phone.
Mommy Can’t Come To The Phone
To Talk To You Right Now.
She’s Hitting The Bottle….!”
A Sardar W
as Walking
With Her Pregnant Wife
His Friend Come And Asked:
With Your Pregnant Wife Where Are You Going…!
He Said:
We Are Going To Pizza Hut
Because There Are Delivery Free.
Popularity: 13%
An Chemistry Class Teacher Asked
To A Girl:
What Is “Nitrate”?
Girl Answered:
Sir Night Rate Is
About 1500
Excluding Hotel Charges
Popularity: 13%
Raat Katti Rahi “CHAND” Dhalta Raha,
“AATISH-E-HIJR” Main Koi Jalta Raha.
Ghar Ki”TANHAIYAN” Dil Ko Dasti Rahen,
Koi Bechain Ho K “KARWAT” Badalta Rha.
Aas O Umeed Ki “SHAMA” Roshan Rhi,
Ghar Ki “DEHLEEZ” Ko Koi Takta Raha.
Rat Bhar “CHANDNI” Gungunati Rahi,
Raat Bhar Koi “TANHA” Siskta Raha.
“ASHK” Palkoon Pe Aa K Bikarte Rahe,
NAAM Lab Pe Kissi Ka Larzta Raha.
Aaj Phir “RAAT” Basar Ho He Gai IMDAD,
Aaj Phir Koi ”KHUD” Se Ulajhta Raha.
Popularity: 13%
This post was submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal.
Wh¡ch Part Of A Man’s Body Has No Bone?
Full Of Ve¡ns,
Loves Pump¡ng
&
Respons¡ble 4Mak¡ng LOVE?
¡t’s “HEART”
But ¡’m sure
tu kanjar LUN hi samjha ho ga.
Popularity: 14%
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Zama Jara Ao Faryadona Deir Di.
Pa Makh Me Okhke Baranoona Deir Di.
Marg Pa Zwanai Ke Khudaya Ma Rawale.
Da KHIYAL Nimgari Armanoona Deir De.
Popularity: 18%
This post was submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal.
Ek shair mulahiza farmaiya..
Agar Mulk pe cha jai TALIBAN..
Wah wah..
Agar Mulk pe
Cha jai TALIBAN..
.
.
.
To kaisi lage gi BURQAY mai SHERI REHMAN?
Popularity: 18%
This post was submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal.
Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko maa ne jor se thappad mara. Poocho kyo? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Maa se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?
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A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury. Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks. The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the headline. It reads: Team to play with Dicks out.
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Yaar mujhe pata chala ke kal tere kanptti pe kisi ne gun laga kar 2 option diye “jaan de ya gand” bhagwan ka shukar hai tu zinda hai.Main to dar hi gaya tha!! |
A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with George Bush.
George Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.
George Bush: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
George Bush: more…more. ..more… Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
George Bush: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
George Bush : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.
Sardarji became frustrated. He invited George Bush to India. Next year George Bush was in India
Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same…he takes George Bush to a forest.
Sardarji : Dig it. George Bush does.
Sardarji : more…more. …. George Bush goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. George Bush tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything?
George Bush : No, there is nothing here.
Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!
Ghamon Ke Sailab To Pehle Bhi Bardasht Kar Lete They Ali
Par Ab To Ek Qatray Se Bhi Aankhain Bheeg Jati Hain.
Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao
Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha
Santa & Banta were sitting outside a clinic.
Santa was crying like anything.
So Banta asked:”Why are you crying?”
Santa replied: “I came here for blood test”
Banta:” So? Are you afraid?”
Santa:”No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger”
Hearing this Banta started crying.
Santa was astonished and asked Banta: “Why are you crying?” Banta replied: “I have come for my urine test.”
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