Adult SMS

Us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us
us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli

Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se
hasnelagi.
Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga


Teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.








Janta hy mera baap kon hai?
.
Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP
.
Admision ke line me
Anti Misba ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
College k ground me
Bubbli ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Saloon ki kursi peh
Major Rohail bole
"Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante
Hum jante hy to sirf en ke
MAA k CONECTIONS ko
.
Ye hy youngistan meri jaan

Major Rohail: Want to have sex.

Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle.

Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70.


Anti Misba: Ab mera tmhara koe rishta nhe rha

Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu



Major Rohail: okay

Lets start with Kisses


Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago

Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago

Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up

Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai



Bubbli mini skirt mei jiju k pas aa kr boli

“jiju! Dekhye to, jhukne se mri penti dikhti hy kya?

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Jija g: pehle penty pehn tu lo phir dekhan



Aaj tk Anti Misba ka koe Lover in ko Bhool nhe paya
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bhala kyo?
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Very Simple
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Anti Misba ko AIDS jo hy.



Major Rohail apni shadi ke video apne bete ko dekha rha the.

Boy: Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr KANJARYAN nachao gy.



Major Rohail: Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nhe
Tere PUPHYAAN hai.


Bubbli:

“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal

ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”

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Anti Misba:

“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai

wo ghar pr he rehte hai”


Major Rohail guse se:

“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”

.

Anti Misba:

“Pehle btana tha ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae”


Anti Misba:

“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”

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Dr.

“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”

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Anti Misba:

“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunah

se behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”



Janta hy mera baap kon hai?
.
Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP
.
Admision ke line me
Anti Misba ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
College k ground me
Bubbli ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Saloon ki kursi peh
Major Rohail bole
"Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante
Hum jante hy to sirf en ke
MAA k CONECTIONS ko
.
Ye hy youngistan meri jaan


Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us ke
TIND ho gae
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Who kese..?
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Major Rohail ne larki ko
Cheer dya


ek bar ek sardar ne apne dost se kha ki yar mujhe apni bibi ko koi gift dena hai tu bta kya du
dost- apna lund de de
sardar- yar koi bada gigt bata
dost- to fir mera lund de de


UR msgs r like a Girl's Period, comes once a month for 3-4days & disappears. But My msgs r like a Man's Sperms that come Daily or Twice a Day. So msg like


ek sardar kothe pe-madam koi hiv positive rundi hai?
rundi-o..shakuntla sardar ji ko room main le jaa.
sardar roj aate aur shakuntla ke saath intercourse karte.
shakuntla sardar se-sardar ji aapne mujhe hi kyo chuna is kaam ke liye kyonki main hiv positive hoon.
sardar dukhi hokar bola-shakuntla maine tujhe * * *da mujhe aids hua,mujhse aida meri biwi ko hoga,meri biwi mere baap se karwati hai,mere baap meri maa ko * * *dega...aur mera padosi hamesha mujhe gaali deta hai ki teri maa * * * * doonga...ab use pata chalega meri maa * * * ** * ka anjaam. by sanjeev sikarwar gwalior


Doctor To Lady:
Do You Want To See
Near To You
On The Deliver Time The Father Of New Baby

Lady :
No My Husband Do Not Like The Him





Some Time Getting The Ketchup
Out Of The Jar Is A Tough Job

A Woman Was Trying Hard
To Get The Ketchup Out Of The Jar..
During Her Struggle The Phone Rang
So She Asked:
Her 4-Year-Old Daughter To Answer The Phone.
Mommy Can’t Come To The Phone
To Talk To You Right Now.

She’s Hitting The Bottle….!”




A Sardar W

as Walking
With Her Pregnant Wife
His Friend Come And Asked:
With Your Pregnant Wife Where Are You Going…!

He Said:
We Are Going To Pizza Hut
Because There Are Delivery Free.

Popularity: 13%




An Chemistry Class Teacher Asked
To A Girl:
What Is “Nitrate”?

Girl Answered:
Sir Night Rate Is
About 1500
Excluding Hotel Charges

Popularity: 13%




Raat Katti Rahi “CHAND” Dhalta Raha,
“AATISH-E-HIJR” Main Koi Jalta Raha.

Ghar Ki”TANHAIYAN” Dil Ko Dasti Rahen,
Koi Bechain Ho K “KARWAT” Badalta Rha.

Aas O Umeed Ki “SHAMA” Roshan Rhi,
Ghar Ki “DEHLEEZ” Ko Koi Takta Raha.

Rat Bhar “CHANDNI” Gungunati Rahi,
Raat Bhar Koi “TANHA” Siskta Raha.

“ASHK” Palkoon Pe Aa K Bikarte Rahe,
NAAM Lab Pe Kissi Ka Larzta Raha.

Aaj Phir “RAAT” Basar Ho He Gai IMDAD,
Aaj Phir Koi ”KHUD” Se Ulajhta Raha.

Popularity: 13%

This post was submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal.




Wh¡ch Part Of A Man’s Body Has No Bone?

Full Of Ve¡ns,

Loves Pump¡ng

&

Respons¡ble 4Mak¡ng LOVE?

¡t’s “HEART”

But ¡’m sure

tu kanjar LUN hi samjha ho ga.

Popularity: 14%

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Zama Jara Ao Faryadona Deir Di.
Pa Makh Me Okhke Baranoona Deir Di.
Marg Pa Zwanai Ke Khudaya Ma Rawale.
Da KHIYAL Nimgari Armanoona Deir De.

Popularity: 18%

This post was submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal.




Friday, March 6th, 2009

Ek shair mulahiza farmaiya..
Agar Mulk pe cha jai TALIBAN..
Wah wah..
Agar Mulk pe
Cha jai TALIBAN..
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To kaisi lage gi BURQAY mai SHERI REHMAN?

Popularity: 18%

This post was submitted by Imdad Ullah Khiyal.





Gabber Singh ka janam hua to usko maa ne jor se thappad mara.

Poocho kyo?
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Maa se poochta tha: Kitne aadmi the?




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A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury.
Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.
The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the headline. It reads: Team to play with Dicks out.


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Yaar mujhe pata chala ke kal tere kanptti pe kisi ne gun laga kar 2 option diye “jaan de ya gand” bhagwan ka shukar hai tu zinda hai.Main to dar hi gaya tha!!





A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with George Bush.
George Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

George Bush: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
George Bush: more…more. ..more… Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
George Bush: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.
George Bush : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited George Bush to India. Next year George Bush was in India

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same…he takes George Bush to a forest.

Sardarji : Dig it. George Bush does.
Sardarji : more…more. …. George Bush goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. George Bush tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything?

George Bush : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!

Ghamon Ke Sailab To Pehle Bhi Bardasht Kar Lete They Ali
Par Ab To Ek Qatray Se Bhi Aankhain Bheeg Jati Hain.

Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao

Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha



Santa & Banta were sitting outside a clinic.
Santa was crying like anything.
So Banta asked:”Why are you crying?”
Santa replied: “I came here for blood test”
Banta:” So? Are you afraid?”
Santa:”No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger”
Hearing this Banta started crying.
Santa was astonished and asked Banta: “Why are you crying?” Banta replied: “I have come for my urine test.”








God is merciful to those whom He sees struggling heart and soul for realization. But remain idle, without any struggle, and you will see that His grace will never come. Swami Vivekananda, (1863-1902)



n park 2 lovers eating chips by looking each other eyes. girl:what r u thinking at this moment? boy:i think u r eating more chips than me

Total character : 137


In park 2 lovers eating chips by looking each other eyes. girl:what r u thinking at this moment? boy:i think u r eating more chips than me

Total character : 140


Ek Machhad ne ek admi ko Katt liya.. Admi 2 machar-Kya tumhe dikhayi nahi deta ye Din hai.. Machhar-Kya karu bhaya over Time kar raha hoon

Total character : 142


Na msg na phone Na picture na tone Aur bane phirte ho Don Jab number dia tha to kehte the roz karenge phone Ab kehto ho Hum Apke Hain Kaun!!

Total character : 146


sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya. freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise? sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya

Total character : 153


A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an account. he took one form and went to Islamabad. do u know why? Because in the form he read! "write in capital"

Total character : 163


Usama asked Kajol,�how�s ur life?� She replied,�kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.� Then Kajol asked Usama,�what abt U?� He replied,�kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.�

Total character : 153


Bush:Meri sister da munda huya. musharraf: Mubarak ho. Bush:par afsoos di gal a. musharraf: ki? bush:baap da pata nahi. musharraf: koi gal nai,Osama pa dal do!

Total character : 168


a sardar prayers daily for 2 hours hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade after 11 years vaheguru angrily appears and says: oye ullu de pathay ek bar ticket to lee le

Total character : 166


Early one mornin�, a mother went in to wake up her son ... mother : �Wake up, son ... Itz time to go to school !� ... son : �But why, Mom ? .. I don� want to go.� ... mother : �Give me two reasonz, why U don� want to go.� ... son : �Well, da kidz hate me for one, ... n da teacherz hate me, too !� ... mother : �Oh, datz no reason not to go to school .. Come on now n get ready .� ... son : �Give me two reasonz, why I should go to school.� ... mother : �Well, for one, u�re 52 yearz old .. n for another, u�re da Principal !�

Total character : 575


Banta, a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, �Doc, I`m constipated.� The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, �Lean over the table.� Banta leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a bat, CRACK, CRACK, CRACK...,and then sends him into the bathroom. Banta comes out a few minutes later and says, �Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation ?� The doctor says, �Stop wiping with cement bags.�

Total character : 460


For thirty years, Smith had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Smith�s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor. Finally, precisely at Ten, Smaith showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, �I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself.� And the boss said, �And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?�

Total character : 739


Fill in the blank with yes or NO only. _______I M NOT A Male. Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.

Total character : 117


Ager ho Udass tu gaoo koi Gana, Ager lagi hai Bhook tu khao Tum Khana, Ager ho Beemar tu karo aik Sms Rawana, Kyun k aik Sms Rozana, Rakhay Tandrust aur Tawana.:D

Total character : 168


ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah mere bache naik niklain to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla, dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla, tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai k main etqaf main betha hoon.

Total character : 292


Winter Comes Again And Again ... Summer Comes Again And Again ... But A Person Like U Never Comes Again, Cuz God Never Makes The Same Mistake Again And Again!

Total character : 162


Hi, dont b surprised, im getting married next month, there willb a small party & only few people'll b invites! Dont bring any gift k? just bring SOMEONE 2 MARRY ME!!

Total character : 170


Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengay.

Total character : 160


� If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

� Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

� I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.

From :chickun - Email : sanayak_sandy@yahoo.co.in

Total character : 535


phol aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,

hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,

dost aisa ho jo zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de,



From :ab wahab(babloo) - Email : lovelybestfriend1hotmail.com

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